What could go wrong?
WINCHESTER STARTER KIT
I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS
everyone has that one text post that you suddenly remember and weirdly bark-laugh in the shower
today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”
I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.
someone actually said this to me today
I mean you got
Perchu (Moreo guy):
Jakemlik (fruit roll up cock block:
Pizza: (not anymore)
AND THEN THERE IS ME:
and a year later…there is still…me
I’d still save you first if the ship was sinking.
Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.